Gagging and Loving

Valentine’s Day

*smooches*

*snuggles*

*gags*

*barfs*

AVADA KEDAVRA!

Ah! These days, in my opinion but in the words of Vera Dietz, are “It was a false, Hallmark holiday. A sham. A moneymaking sideshow for insecure couples who didn’t have true love.”

But by no means, do I hate Valentine’s- I just don’t much care for it. However, I just realized it’s a perfect opportunity for me to read all those rom-coms and drafty drama without the nagging feeling that I’m turning all mushy-mushy.

And so I compile this list of books, both read and to-read, for you lot out there who themselves would shy away from the aroma of love *cue eye roll* and miss out on the sweet nectar of hearts(which I guess is a euphemism for blood).

To decide what kind of book will suit you on this valentine’s Day, I have prepared a simple quiz.

Q.1 What goes through your mind when you look at the following picture?

https://i2.wp.com/ak4.picdn.net/shutterstock/videos/1219423/preview/stock-footage-couple-feeding-strawberries-to-each-other-at-park.jpg

a. Awww… so cute. Lemme take a picture. And why don’t you feed me, Josh?

b. Perhaps she is compromised. Her limbs aren’t functional.

c. Gah! People get a room. Don’t rub it in the face of lonely shmucks out here.

d. No comment.

Q.2 How do you spell ‘love’?

a. Lurv. Because I’m in so much lurv it has blighted my spelling skills.

b.Love. Is there any other way?

c. Lurv. With sarcasm.

d. No comment.

Q.3 What was the duration during which you drew hearts sub-consciously on your Math notebook?

a. Kindergarten- ???

b. Sixth  grade- twelfth. For practice in bio.

c. During that atrocious tween-age period.

d. No comment.

Q.4 Who would you pick: Sherlock or the Eleventh Doctor? Or if you go for girls: Yoruichi Shihōin or Amy Pond?

https://i1.wp.com/meganchristopher.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Sherlock-bbc.jpg     https://attheendofthestory.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/11i.jpg?w=300


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     https://i1.wp.com/doctorwhocompanions.com/files/2011/03/amy-pond-karen-gillan.jpg

 

a.Sherlock/Amy Pond

b. Who? What?

c. The Eleventh Doctor/ Yoruichi

d. I WON’T ANSWER!!! NO COMMENT!

Results:

If you are mostly aaa’s, then you, my friend, are in some serious need of depression and non-romantic romance.

Just One Day by Gayle Forman

The Lover’s Dictionary by David Leviathan

Teeth by Hannah Moskowitz

The Boyfriend List: 15 Guys, 11 Shrink Appointments, 4 Ceramic Frogs and Me, Ruby Oliver (Ruby Oliver, #1) by E. Lockhart

If you are mostly  bbb’s, the— shucks! Is that your calculus textbook? Get rid of it this instant!

Like water for chocolate by laura esquivel

Shadows on the Moon by Zoe Marriot

Tonari No Kaibutsukun by Robiko

Saving Francesca by Melina Marchetta

If you are mostly ccc’s, then you were standing in the wrong section of Romance. See, there are two types- Mushy-mushy and Quality Romance.

Graffiti Moon by Cath Crowley

Gone, Gone, Gone by Hannah Moskowitz

Lips Touch: 3 Times by Laini Taylor

Daughter of Smoke and Bone by Laini Taylor

If you are mostly ddd’s, then where were you all my life? The above is all for you. Or you can join me as I read :
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And well if you don’t like your results, you can always cheat and take the quiz again. 😛
Soooo… I’m guessing you’ll ditch your dates now and all those plans you made to slurp coconut milk by the beach, give each other buttery kisses and basically nauseate the rest of the world, please?

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